December 2009
take me to town send.
please.
Omg. When my dad gave me a hundred bucks...
derpderpdead:
My initial thought was, “FUCK. PRINGLES FOR A YEAR.”
I wish my dad would do the same.
If you still can't decide whether you're gonna...
remain apathetic.
I'm not buying it.
heeeheeeheheheheeeeeeeeeee
as much as I'd like to read her posts,
I can’t because her layout is hurting my eyes…
if she's bluffing
Kanye will come and ruin what’s already ruined.
It doesn't matter if my clothes are made up of...
taylordontdance:
attention 9 year olds
get out of victorias secret. you don’t even have boobs
attention 20 year old single guys
get out of victorias secret. no one thinks youre cute you just look creepy looking at bras
I'm doing social interview on facebook
why do I have to deal with boredomness every single day of my life.
a clandestine,
between my brother and the toilet.
I ate a taco for like 10 minutes,
this is my second time. the first one was like 9 years ago. ignore this
we're going to Vegas later,
ok
1 tag
On dec 31, please ask me when will I take a...
so I could answer next year.
fmylife:
Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet. FML
oh god you poor thing. mangoes are pure sex and no, it doesn’t involve shoving them in your ass.
I love watching boys cry.
I enjoy this so much.
I hate seeing gory pictures of the human genitalia
but because of abbie, I am now immune.
someone is raping my dashboard,
amilygoddamn:
iamthenewcancer:
my dashboard will rape you.
my dashboard is being gangbanged. jkdhflkdsh
someone is raping my dashboard,
my dashboard will rape you.
I will now leave and will conquer the kingdom of...
something about it gives me the chills. FOOOOR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
this a money you see, we put the money in the...
spiders are scarier than paranormal activity
the only spider I don’t find horrifying at all is the one from harry potter.
my new year's resolution is to have no new year's...
do I look excited for 2010 to cum? no
my 2009 is all about
I’ve learned how to play poker. at first I was pressing call all the time, the next day I am harassing Indians.
Shoe fetish. give me a gold or silver high tops and I will be your slave for a week.
pretty celebrities. I had several girl crushes.
being vulgar on facebook. Yeah, it’s all about sex and I almost got suspended ‘cause of that.
resurrecting my tumblr. just like...
fuckyeahgirlcrush:
Jsyk, every time you don’t reblogs. My heart breaks. K? K.
heart break prevention blog
how could you name your daughter kiki?
it means vagina in Filipino. ._.
I'm so glad I do not snore.
but I sleep with my mouth open.
I feel like I'm a mentally corrupted 10 year old.
what do you do when you want to unfollow someone...
hymendestroyer:
iamthenewcancer:
(via hymendestroyer)
follow them again.
that makes no sense.
I know right.
what do you do when you want to unfollow someone...
(via hymendestroyer)
follow them again.
He keeps on smelling every sock he finds.
are you really my dad, I think you’re adopted
