someone should create a page called farting and...
It started as me being convinced by my other friends to take drugs and shit. Then my mom was calling but I kept on ignoring my phone because I was high. On her fifth and final call, I could only hear empty breaths, and I was shouting because she was not saying anything. I went home searching for her then I came across my dad only to discover that he killed her. WTF.
please tell me i'm not hearing a 7 year old shout...
and now she’s talking about wieners. oh my god,
I was just 15 the other day and 16 yesterday, and...
seriously, i can’t
SO.. last tuesday, we were discussing about...
and our professor was like.. the probability of John getting 2 heads is 3/8. I forgot we were talking about tossing coins and not blowjobs.
is HIM gay?
i don’t even know why i’m watching powerpuffgirls with my brother.
i wanna whip my hair back and forth,
and do it 100 times without snapping my neck.
I don't feel like doing anything
except burying myself into the depths of hell.
hey it's my day!
I still remember the time when I was coming out of my mom’s stomach. yeah, good times, except not.
oh my god no, is it on youtube?
xironarc replied to your post:OH MY GOD I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AFTER LISTENING TO I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH. Have you seen the video of the bird dancing to it? :’)
or whip my hair, whatever.
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AFTER LISTENING TO...
Age isn't just a number.
galvatron: It’s a way to get discount prices on meals and movie tickets. Amen.
When someone on facebook tells me to like his or...
no we don’t even talk i barely know you i don’t really like what you want me to like i’m sure you won’t return the favor just no stop WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT OH MY GOD. I’M PRETTY SURE YOUR PARENTS LOVE YOU.
I get irritated by music sometimes.
I KNOW RIGHT WHAT KIND OF PERSON AM I! I’M A TEENAGER AND I SHOULD BE LISTENING TO MILEY AND JUSTIN BIEBER OH MY GOD HEY NO. FUCK YOU.