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Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

someone should create a page called farting and...

well,

Nov 26th

what.

It started as me being convinced by my other friends to take drugs and shit. Then my mom was calling but I kept on ignoring my phone because I was high. On her fifth and final call, I could only hear empty breaths, and I was shouting because she was not saying anything. I went home searching for her then I came across my dad only to discover that he killed her. WTF.

Nov 26th

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Nov 16th

1,358 notes

please tell me i'm not hearing a 7 year old shout...

and now she’s talking about wieners. oh my god,

Nov 13th

437 notes

I was just 15 the other day and 16 yesterday, and...

seriously, i can’t

Nov 13th

907 notes

SO.. last tuesday, we were discussing about...

and our professor was like.. the probability of John getting 2 heads is 3/8. I forgot we were talking about tossing coins and not blowjobs.

Nov 13th

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Nov 13th

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Nov 13th

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Nov 13th

Nov 12th

is HIM gay?

i don’t even know why i’m watching powerpuffgirls with my brother.

Nov 12th

i wanna whip my hair back and forth,

and do it 100 times without snapping my neck.

Nov 10th

Nov 9th

3,284 notes

I don't feel like doing anything

except burying myself into the depths of hell.

Nov 9th

hey it's my day!

I still remember the time when I was coming out of my mom’s stomach. yeah, good times, except not.

Nov 8th

oh my god no, is it on youtube?

xironarc replied to your post:OH MY GOD I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AFTER LISTENING TO I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH. Have you seen the video of the bird dancing to it? :’)

Nov 8th

Nov 7th

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or whip my hair, whatever.

I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH.

Nov 7th

OH MY GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AFTER LISTENING TO...

still laughing.

Nov 7th

Age isn't just a number.

galvatron: It’s a way to get discount prices on meals and movie tickets. Amen.

Nov 7th

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Nov 7th

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Nov 7th

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Nov 7th

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1 tag

Nov 7th

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Nov 7th

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Nov 7th

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Nov 7th

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Nov 7th

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Nov 6th

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When someone on facebook tells me to like his or...

no we don’t even talk i barely know you i don’t really like what you want me to like i’m sure you won’t return the favor just no stop WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT OH MY GOD. I’M PRETTY SURE YOUR PARENTS LOVE YOU.

Nov 6th

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