my mom just tried to put glowing bunny ears on me. why.
my year's highlight would be
being able to do more than fifty push ups. yeah i remember when i could barely do three.
my bathroom smells like barbecue.
bacons and pancake @6:30am!
i forgot how to spell privilege so i looked it up on google. hurray.
i forgot that i was eating a pop tart, oh hi pop tart.
Am I the only one who doesn't give a fuck about...
the most beautiful song i’ve heard is that of the humpback whale.
i still feel hungry after eating dinner.
maybe it’s because i’m not satisfied, i mean i want to eat something else that’s why. i dont know.
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haha so here’s what happened, my maid thought that it was my brother who’s banging the door close then she started shouting and scolding my brother. after that, my brother shouted that it was our dad and then he started sobbing, so our maid was like, STOP CLOSING THE FUCKING DO… oh.
THIS IS SICK. My hands are literally sweating →
fuckyeahhornygifs: wtf. 3 year old kid jumps off a 25 floor building
I seriously enjoy seeing my brother cry. omg what is wrong with me.
I remember there's a bag of marshmallows in the...
put appropriate gif here.
I found my tv remote in the kitchen.
excuse me since when did you become a woman?
is jersey shore worth watching? because i'm...
my back cracks everytime, well most of the time i...
i was playing my drums and then my dad entered the room and i swear it was the most awkward moment of my life.
Black People Eating Money: A Presentation by...
backtosquare1: (ironic, no?) (my favorite) (this one likes foreign cuisine)
I actually do a just a little bit of gymnastics at...
clockworklittlehappiness replied to your post:haha I wish I was that flexible! nah, the shampoo just smells so good :> Pahaha. I don’t even wanna know what would happen if you were that flexible xD
haha I wish I was that flexible! nah, the shampoo...
clockworklittlehappiness replied to your post:i dont remember cleaning my vagina with this.. You sniffed it? o_O
i dont remember cleaning my vagina with this..
but why does it smell like my shampoo…
pesto sounds like a dirty old man from italy
i seriously hate it when my butt eats my...