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my mom just tried to put glowing bunny ears on me. why.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

my year's highlight would be

being able to do more than fifty push ups. yeah i remember when i could barely do three.

Dec 30th

my bathroom smells like barbecue.

heh neighbors.

Dec 30th

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bacons and pancake @6:30am!

holla

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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i forgot how to spell privilege so i looked it up on google. hurray.

Dec 30th

i forgot that i was eating a pop tart, oh hi pop tart.

Dec 30th

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Am I the only one who doesn't give a fuck about...

Dec 30th

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the most beautiful song i’ve heard is that of the humpback whale.

Dec 29th

i still feel hungry after eating dinner.

maybe it’s because i’m not satisfied, i mean i want to eat something else that’s why. i dont know.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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haha so here’s what happened, my maid thought that it was my brother who’s banging the door close then she started shouting and scolding my brother. after that, my brother shouted that it was our dad and then he started sobbing, so our maid was like, STOP CLOSING THE FUCKING DO… oh.

Dec 29th

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THIS IS SICK. My hands are literally sweating →

fuckyeahhornygifs: wtf. 3 year old kid jumps off a 25 floor building

Dec 29th

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I seriously enjoy seeing my brother cry. omg what is wrong with me.

Dec 29th

I remember there's a bag of marshmallows in the...

put appropriate gif here.

Dec 29th

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I found my tv remote in the kitchen.

excuse me since when did you become a woman?

Dec 29th

Dec 28th

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is jersey shore worth watching? because i'm...

ooorrrr

Dec 28th

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my back cracks everytime, well most of the time i...

WHHY

Dec 28th

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i was playing my drums and then my dad entered the room and i swear it was the most awkward moment of my life.

Dec 28th

Black People Eating Money: A Presentation by...

backtosquare1: (ironic, no?) (my favorite) (this one likes foreign cuisine)

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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I actually do a just a little bit of gymnastics at...

clockworklittlehappiness replied to your post:haha I wish I was that flexible! nah, the shampoo just smells so good :> Pahaha. I don’t even wanna know what would happen if you were that flexible xD

Dec 28th

haha I wish I was that flexible! nah, the shampoo...

clockworklittlehappiness replied to your post:i dont remember cleaning my vagina with this.. You sniffed it? o_O

Dec 28th

i dont remember cleaning my vagina with this..

but why does it smell like my shampoo…

Dec 28th