one thing i definitely hate the most is that when i’m talking to someone and that person texts in front of me like i don’t exist. YOU ARE NOT MY MOM, MY MOM IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN DO THAT IN FRONT OF ME. luv u mom please stop puting olive oil in your lasagna thx!
wow i should have my own talk show about poop. I should call it P.O.O.P. which means Pleasant Offers Of Poop (It’s lame and i can’t think of anything else so deal with it) and talk to random people about their poopy things like what’s their most memorable pooping experience, how poop changed their life and sex and sex with poop. wow i’ve been talking shit all night. get it get it, of course you do but it’s not a joke since it’s true.
Dana: I don’t get it. I mean, what does Shane have that I don’t have? Tina: It has to do with her attitude. Dana: I’ve got attitude! Marina: It’s because she’s so withholding. Tina: No. It’s because she’s so confident. Dana: No, it’s because she’s so STUPID and stupid people are too dumb to be insecure. Alice: [firmly] Dana. She’s your friend. Tina: It’s confidence okay? I’m telling you… it’s because of her nipples. Dana: What do you mean it’s because of her nipples? Tina: She has the best nipples in town and she knows it. Alice: Oh my God. You’re so right. She has nipple confidence! Tina: Yeah, they’re small and they’re perfectly formed. Alice: I wonder if I could sell a story on L.A’s best nipples.