My mom got caught earlier this afternoon accidentally beating the red light. She used her powers to get out of the situation by using her winning combo which includes her insanely powerful tear ducts and supreme acting skills. The policeman… well suddenly became thirsty and wanted soda instead of her license so my mom just gave him P100 and voila, free again, feeling like a boss and an award winning actress.
i hate it when my stomach tells me that there’s an urgent need for me to poo and then when i get to the toilet it’s nothing but a mix of gases. i mean, come on man, what did i do wrong? and then vice versa. ooohhh it’s just a fart, but NOOOOOO…….you know what’s next.