Super Safe For Work

My mom got caught earlier this afternoon accidentally beating the red light. She used her powers to get out of the situation by using her winning combo which includes her insanely powerful tear ducts and supreme acting skills. The policeman… well suddenly became thirsty and wanted soda instead of her license so my mom just gave him P100 and voila, free again, feeling like a boss and an award winning actress.

  1. redjohn posted this